Eminem - The Kiss (Skit)

                                 

[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her.

I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.

[Gary] Yo' man, I don't know.

[Eminem] What?

[Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.

[Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary.

You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.

[Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!

[Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog.

[Gary] Alright.

[Eminem] Alright, we wait.

[Gary] We wait for what?

[Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her.

[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.

[Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog.

[Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for?

[Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty.

[Gary] Don't point that shit at me!

[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look!

[Gary] Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit.

[Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck.

[Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.

[Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her?

[Gary] Where?

[Eminem] Right there motherfucker.

[Gary] Yeah, fuck.

[Eminem] Alright, get up, get up.

[Gary] Here we go again.

[Eminem] Get down!

[Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?

[Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with?

[Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.

[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?

[Gary] I don't think so.

[Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him.

[Gary] No, she didn't!

[Eminem] She's kissing him dog!

[Gary] No she's not...oh shit.

[Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker!

[Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!